Last day of 2008.

31/12/2008.That means countdown tonight!!!

Another year wasted doing nothing at school but finally graduated from Chung Ling.Going for college foundation next year,have a job at sakae sushi till march.Gosh its so far from my house,no car for me yet since have to wait till next year.Just wait,may intake for college which means about half year holiday(3 month for me actually,thanks to national service).

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

For Uncle Cat.

Anybody don't know who uncle cat is,have a look at his blog Kitty Says.There won't be any update from his blog now,since he's in national service right now.This post is written just for my uncle,have a nice time in there,I won't laugh at you since I will be in the camp later anyway.

Being bored in my room,I surf the net(hey wait where is your mind now??).I read blogs,lots of them are funny and with a lot of funny pictures too,I see a few pictures about cat and so decided to blog about them(with my uncle cat as the story).

Don't feel sad for going to national service!!Really,I mean people say only handsome and pretty ones are chosen(for some reasons only those who are chosen said that).Also a lot people jokes about going in as single and come out as couple,some even says 'they' come out as family!!

Uncle Cat,I hope you are not caught red handed doing this with another cat you found in national service.

Freeze Cat,you got the right to remain silent since i won't understand anyway,but you are arrested for having oral sex AND oral sex is not allowed in Malaysia even if you're a cat!

HAVE FUN IN THERE UNCLE CAT!

Bye Guys.

Today will be the first batch NS going for the camp,GOOD LUCK to all my friends who kena,i'm in second batch so i'll be in there later.

Well,first batch is always better,at least you guys get to have a little more hair when go into college.second batch will be completely botak.Haiz,bye bye and i'm gonna miss you guys!

Dear Malaysia.

I love my country,it's true since malaysia got no natural disaster,no war.

BUT,please improve the working speed can?I mean the government.

First time i get my IC,i waited half day to complete the procedure,then have to wait more to get my IC???Then this time is NS,i found out that i chosen to be in 2nd batch so i send a letter trying to ask for 1st batch,let's see.....how many days for letter to reach?3 maybe and 3 more for the letter to send back.It takes them 10+ days to read my letter and reply me with a NO??!!what,u take my letter to check see got bomb or not hor?got virus?oh wait,u telling me u need 5 days to read and understand my letter and 2.5days to type a N with your keyboard since u cant find that alphabet and another 2.5days for the O.My sweet 'friend'(what people works in government again?)living in the same country with me,sorry i din realise u are so stupid for all these years. 

time=money,so I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

My Bday!!(late post)

Japanese restaurant RYOMA.

Happy birthday to me,

happy birthday to me,

happy birthday to meee,

happy birthday to meeeeee.

Th first time ever i get to celebrate my Bday with my friends in these five years,since my bday is 04/12/1991. I don't get to celebrate with friends because its holiday,we won't gather together in classroom like everyday.But the good thing is my pant stay with me at my birthday every year(Student in CLHS are all freaks,even if he looks kind then i tell you he is a kind looking freak)

THE menu,scary numbers in it.This RYOMA place is quite high class i say,prepare to wash dishes if you got no money.

taking photos of everything.

It doesn't look nice in this photo,but it is totally different when you see it with your own eyes.

No no no not me,main subject is the handsome shadow beside me ok?A handsome one is still the handsome one even its just shadow.

HE EATS A LOT!! don't look so right?

The one paying my bill,dear uncle cat.

My uncle is a cat,my friends got nickname like black pig,bull,siput(snail),meow(another cat) and a lot more.He is just another nice one out of them.Meeeeehhhhhhhh(sheep).

FOOD!!

Around RM30

RM50

also around RM30.

close view for RM50 set.

Around RM25

Same Rm30

Thanks guys,you don't know how much this means to me.(part of the happiness is that my pant is still there)

My aunt's house.

Now blogging using my aunt's laptop in her house,stay at her house for a few day to take care my new born cousin,a cute baby girl.Too bad i don't have a camera,so i can't post any picture for you guys,i will try to upload some later.Like all baby,she is very very cute...

Nothing special to write,the best thing in my aunt's house is the swimming pool,nothing else.Bye bye

Disney Bolt Review.

SPOILERS,don't read if u don't want,I'm not pointing a gun at you...

Yet another new 3d animation from the great disney,Bolt the super dog.Well the fact is that the dog think it got superpowers but it actually is part of a show,funny part is that Bolt believe all of them are real!!??Nothing really special with the superpowers,just a dog version of superman,laser eye,super strength,jump far far,Super Bark(sound wave attack??) etc.

The main point of cartoon:funny,fantasy,relationship and many many more.

The story line turn out not very interesting to me.The whole point of this movie is about funny from my point of view.(not all cartoon are funny,but with good story line,i like a better story line compare to funny)

Journey to the west!!! Ooops,sorry.I mean journey to the los angeles.

Bolt(the dog) go for the journey to search his master thinking that he got superpowers.(A CRAZY DOG LO).Bolt realise that he is just a dog and learn how to be a dog with a cat as his teacher...someday i will ask a girl how to be a boy maybe,the she might give me answer better than i can.

The cat,Forget her name,cat its all your fault.

A 'normal' character,every movie must got normal people to show that the main chracter are special,this cat is one of them.Like i said,i dunno what to write about her,since i can't even remember her name.

awww,he's so cuuuteee.

But actually a Freak...

This thing here is The Whole Point of this movie i think,because this hamster here(Rhino) is the one making the movie funny.Rhino is a retard,freak or whatever word that explain the meaning different from others(but cute).If you really wanna know,go watch the movie yourself.

That's all.My rating for this movie, 3/5 .

Ligament tear....(correct spelling?)

Yeah,record of my leg injury:3rd time. I really regret going to skate ring that day not long after queensbay mall open.My first ligament tear happen that day...fall down,got a brainless ppl just run straight through my leg,ouch ouch..ouch ouch ouch...Then wrapping up my leg with a smelly medicine for three full weeks,cant walk for three days.

Second time,school during SPM,come out earlier for CHE paper,play basketball at school then meet my old friend again for the second time(the same leg and same place),no problem walking but no basketball for 2 weeks i think.

Third time,just after i healed from the second time,my friend cant wait to revisit me again(yeah...yeah,same leg same place again!),he miss me so much i kena the third time when playing basketball...yeah,ball again.Why happen during holiday??i'm really bored now and the only thing i get to do except sleeping,eating,going toilet is facing my computer and playing basketball,now i can only face my computer but i dunno what to do facing my monitor screen.

People say you will get hurt easily after the first time,guess it is true.

random funny crap.

Firstly,i should say congratulate to cat since he finally got his ipod(touch right?) like he wanted.Man i really wish to be a rich guy(i'm referring to u cat).Since i cant get a real ipod,think i should buy some of these...

 

rm1.50 each.too bad it dont have sound when we eat it.(picture taken from another blog,i forget its name sry)

I found a lot of funny picture today,so i'm sharing with u guys and feel free to leave comment.

Okay,here's what i wanna say,these few week that i spend with most of my friend always got a lot of jokes,well not normal jokes,their jokes are damn cold,seriously not those cold normal jokes u heard before.No wonder malaysia also start selling sweater(eric if u reading this dont tell me sweater is shirt with sweating agent on it).Someday i will start to sell coat in malaysia and cat this is all your fault!!

if u guys keep on craping all these cold jokes,u will 'taste funny' like picture above.

now this is a real joke:

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he could remember easily and will use each time he has to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife’s attention. So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that he was keying in…

P…

E…

N…

I…

S…

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

PASSWORD REJECTED……. NOT LONG ENOUGH

Next is another picture i found funny and i really wish i have one.No matter how much it will cost...

a woman controller!!!wow,imagine what i can do with this,guys believe me i'm not thinking about 'that' and if any girl read this...believe me,i promise i will use this for goodness and world's sake.

Now here is a coupon for all of you guys.

Don't claim it from me,i'm not giving any service,its just i found this picture funny.

that's all for now.You happy???

Stuck

I got nothing to do lately,really,NOTHING!!!

i have to wait 4 more day to take my driving lesson,i dunno whether i can go NS 1st batch or not,i dunno i need to find work now or not,i dunno still got work or not,i dunno got people want to hire me or not,i dunno this i dunno that,I REALLY DUNNO......HELP!!!why i have to be in NS,without it i will have a more easier life,no need to worry so many things.I'm doing nothing in my room,i never knew 24hours is such a long long time...

so i'm chosen to be a part of so-called FEEL-GOOD DRAFT.

I want a camera!!!

God damn i really need a camera for blogging,it is more fun to blog using picture.To hell with that people who steal my phone,FUCK HIM.his son wont have a butt,and he cannot 'stand' up after 18 years old for sure!!!!!!

YAY!!!SPM OVER!

Like i said,SPM over already!!!YAY,celebrate celebrate!!!

..........bad news,i kena NS 2nd batch.asking my mum to ask the NS department whether i can go 1st batch or not.

my face is now a mixture of these...

Panties

found this picture when surfing the web.

this is not porn.i repeat,this is not porn!

this picture is from a japan school.all the girl is asked to show their panties,in case they dun wear them,say its to make sure them to protect themselves not to get molested.

erm,how should i explain this.when i found this picture,wat i feel is like...saying:'hello,i now going to molest you in case anybody molest you later.MAY I?' and the girl reply me without thinking:'Yes u may,u are so kind hearted.'

wat's in their head?i tell u to show me panties u really show me?dog also need to train before it will obey you.how?why?how come they can take off their panties when they are told to?

National Service(NS)

i'm a normal student,facing spm,3 more days now till spm over.and now i start to worry about my NS.So-called ns is about sending innocence children(not quite) to a camp for training.How to be a good soldier....at least they say so.i know other country need to go for their training for like years,so we malaysia kid who only need to go there for 3 months should not complain,but it still suck wat.So i'm complaining.

First point,our country is not going to have wars wat.OK la,let's say we prepare for it in case war really happen.Deep in our heart,we know that we SUREEEEE win 1,seriously how can we lose,our Ns training let us learn how to use m16(walau eh,DAMN good lo.GUN WOR).ermmm,u really expect us to war with m16?i'm Sure we will 'WIN' in about..err......30second time?

We are picked randomly(ceh,KNNCCB.loteri din't see i so lucky kena),months ago i already accepted the truth that i kena,but now!!!!i still din receive the letter telling me that i have to go 1st batch(dunno spelling right or wrong).Damn i wish i'm in 1st batch,never thought i wish to get in ns so much...cause 2nd batch i have to wait 3months,doing nothing or find a job,then go in like 2 month and come out to go for college.after done with my education i still have to go in again for NS.........FUCK!

Imagine how i will be like to go in NS,i'm tiny and skinny dude

Okay maybe not this skinny.

but i'm tiny and a little more exercise will end up my hand looking like this,

ow it hurts,i dun wan!!!please wish me good luck to be chosen in 1st batch.

...u understand this?

The word mean ''father's love''

...WALAU EH,LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL BWA hahahahahahahaha

i'm not saying anything...

God Damn Fun Today!!!!

As usual,we go study at starbuck.but today we end up taking more funny picture,finally now i can post my own picture instead of using the picture of graduation day.Erm,today we got a contest,trying to find out who look more weird in starbuck,now enjoy:

ERIC,Wat are u staring at???

Pity him,see how pressure from SPM can make people change?fucking education program,u just force a healthy person gone insane!!!

see?fuck SPM!!

MY DEAR UNCLE CAT!!U LOOK THE BEST IN THIS PICTURE!!I FEEL LIKE MY STOMACH SPIN UPSIDE DOWN!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Oh yeah,this little chat happen between us on the way home.

me and eric talking about basketball,then suddenly,someone say:i never play balls one......BWA HA HA HA HA,me and eric laugh like never before(i know its stupid)SO that guy never play balls even though he was born with two of them!!!!and that certain guy tell me not to post this on the blog,at least dun tell that he is the one who say that.i give u guys a little hint,his nickname start with a C.end with a T,then middle is A!!!Cat see?i never lie to you...........ok i lied.BWAHAHAHAHAHA..........help i can't stop laughing!!!! 

Windowsblind?

This post is about editing what your desktop look like,2 years ago(means when i form 3 or 4) i found this program called windowsblind.Its so cool but u need to pay for it......i'm not giving up,it's just last time i'm too lazy to find a solution for the problem k?Until recently i finally found a installation program which include crack!!!(means i can edit the program file and no nid pay for it).so i edit my desktop display just like i wanted now.

Here's a few picture:

See that little water droplet there?that is my mouse,nice?

and this is how MY my computer look like.

Next is this:

I'm now using google chrome,although there's still a lot of bug,but believe me it is damn fast man.so i use it other than firefox now.

Add math and Moral tomorrow for SPM.

Moral,3 day after trying to memorize all those moral nilai.Finally manage to remember all of them,3 full page of A4 paper which look like essay more than just nilai,me and my friend now can memorize all of them.I know a lot good student momorize all of them before they are born already,but hey i hate reading textbook and anything related to it.I can call it a miracle already by just remember 3 full page of them.9.05pm,record of what i'm doing:doing add math practice which i don't really understand most of them and listening to Passion from Utada Hikaru.

Studying in Starbuck Story.

Library din open for sunday and monday,so our option is to go starbuck located at queensbay,good situation there,at least i think so.Just feel a bit bad not ordering any drinks from them,so we take turn to buy drinks.i'm just posting random picture when in study.

Cat see this???i get this little cup here free for testing when u out for toilet.Never thought le?the waiter there seems don't want to give us free testing for new flavour(because most of us din order anything and sit there whole day)Envious le?

Now is the Special Show from our white ant Aaron the Coolkidz:MAD ANT!!!or hungry ant.

Our lovely white ant here is sick of the same taste of wood and bitting of wood,so he try something new by putting cream on the table and suck it using a straw,see how hungry and enjoy he is?at last his wood now taste better.I feel happy for you.

Finish with this week exam finally!

At last,when in my english paper i say that time flow fast and cruelly,this apply the same for exams.finally over with sejarah,math,english and malay,how horrible experience.sejarah is as hard as before,except that this time i manage to write and crap about things related with the question,thanks to the practise of doing objective question,and also with the advice of jaysen telling me to read about mesir purba(egypt) and how lucky i still remember the story of 10000BC.Honestly,he's really like the Tuhan Matahari(god of sun) to me.

Here's a picture of him:

is it too small?i'm sorry.

Anyway,back to the story of exam.compared with our school exams paper,SPM is like nothing,but i really stupid cause i don't even know how to do it.Spm paper these day always like to ask about things not related to the subjek,and also stupid question made for stupid people.Question=wat is your dream?why is it important?,appeared in english paper and as long as your answer is not negative like comitting suicide then u get full marks!............so wat is your dream?Next is essay,there's a question asking you to write about your future perfect wife or husband.i din choose that topic to write but i will now write it here in short.

My wife:

1.must got hot body,sexy

2.always look like 18

3.rich enough so we no need to do anything

4.cute,adorable

5.obey to me

6.can take care of me

7.and so on so on.....

i will need a face like god in order to have a wife like that,so too bad i dun look like a god.

Never been more stressful in my life!!!

Stress i hate you!!!Go away!!!

Tomorrow,at last the first day of exam,11.33pm in the night,i never thought it will be so stressful that i cannot sleep.Walau,God if u there,i tell u,U SUCK cause u created exam!!!wanna try switch place with me?

u know a lot people read while they making their 'cake'?i'm one of them,yeah i admit it,so wat?u most probably got also wat.i always like to read book while settle 'thing'.Thanks to SPM,now i have to read those book i hate so much(textbook or any related books) while enjoying the 'cake' baking process,so my 'cake' might come out with word on it,writing:OMG!SPM!

SPM tomorrow!!!

First day-Bm followed by sejarah paper1.

Among 3 language subjek,my bm is the worse,all because bm suck,i hate it,dunno why got people create it by stealing other word,can't they just create a new one??are they that stupid?Then is Sejarah,i never find any fun in the history of malaysia,just a few reason to hate it:

1.those malay never know how to name their kid,example:

-abdullah badawi then bla bla bla

-haji muhammad bin bla bla bla

-then they use the same name again with adding a I,II or III behind,and they dun have any connection to start with...

2.their history repeat the same thing,must got some other country to come and control them or watever it is,they blame they lose war cause Big buli Small with better technology(make ur technology better la),they blame lose power cause they trick them to sign stupid contract(u the one stupid enough to sign it),n wat do u know,a people with problem controling his emotion which end up killing the penjajah is a HERO!!WOW!!

Pictures of study group member at last.

Member number 1:Cat(my relative.He's my uncle although we are same age,i know him even before i know how to walk,walau),Milk freak(cat if u reading this please dun be angry)

Next is the popular guy Kcyang!!Not much i can say but he will be the first and last people who tagged me(Kcyang u should feel proud!just kidding,don't take it seriously.) 

Eric!!Always a nice person but dun make him feel angry,see his arm with fit muscle?i'm like a sheet of paper in front of him while playing basketball.

Kyon.What should i say about him...hmm,just imagine will do.Oh yeah,see how special he is?cause he's the only 1 with better quality picture taken)

and last is me.feel weird staying in library for these few day,cause 5 finger is more than enough to count the days i ever go in library in 5 years time.

Tagged!!??

Tagged again??no way,sorry but i'm not going to do this.i dun create blog for tagging,i dun mean to offence u kcyang.EmoClown is it you or whoever it is,he/she must be so boring enough to make these stupid thing to fill in he/her post.its not fun k?Blogging suppose to be writing wat i wan dude,not answering wat u wan.

I'm tagged..

like i said,i'm tagged by this nice person Kcyang,i never understand wat it means by tag,it seems like i nid to answer a few question about myself,so i write it anyway.

1. What is it that bothers you the most?
What to do after SPM(i mean things about college)
2. What is your most favourite thing to do?
Read(not textbooks),sleep,blogging n plurk.
3. What is the motto of your life??
dun work so hard...
4. What will you do when you're feeling angry/disappointed with someone?
dun think about that ppl n be happy again.
5. What is the most important thing to you?
Myself,cause i cannot enjoy anything else if i'm not me.
6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
NOP!
7. Are you afraid of pain ?
ya,of course.
8. What do you feel like doing right now?

imagine SPM is over.....how lovely it will be.

9. If there’s someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?

no gua,call me chicken brand lo,lol
10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
he is funny(i think so),friendly,n popular(see how much response in his plurk?)
11.What is your 5 most passionate thing at this moment?
blogging,plurk,songs,comic,sleep.
12. Do you think friendship important than loveship?
dunno,never experience loveship before.
13. If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
erm...i choose beef.
14. If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick?
rich,my point of view is rich=happy.the one say it's not is lying to his self,wake up dude.
15. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
i will change the habit of not changing my bad habbit.
16. How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
just 2 answer,loser(poor) or winner(rich)
17. What is the one thing you love about yourself?
myself lo
18. what is your biggest fear?
fail all my SPM
19.Why the hell u writing this post?
just because my friend ask to lo.

So there's this rule for those who tagged by me:
Instructions:Remove 1 question from below and add in a personal question, make it a total of 19 questions. Then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

Now the biggest problem is,i dun have enough friend to tag them,so can i just tag those i know?my blog just started man,where the hell i can find 8 ppl to tag with...

i'm tagging:
Kitty say
Coolkidz
Finalfury
Ruenfei(dunno he will reply or not)

not emoclown cause he already done this.whoever started this must be too boring,but i admit its a way to kill time.

4 more days to SPM,,,

4 days to go now...

Actually i dun feel that stressful for all other exam,not even my undang theory test or my PMR,i'm still playing game during PMR.But now it's different,SPM u know,dun siao siao...
According to my friend Eric Tan:
S=Sedia(ready)
P=Pergi(go)
M=Mati(die)

Wow,i never knew,so our beloved malaysia so-called education program main target is to let us understand that ppl will die someday n be prepared for it.Prepare wat?coffin?Thank god i'm not going to read form6.According to my dear friend eric again STPM stands for:
S=Sudah(already)
T=Tentu(confirm)
P=Pergi(go)
M=Mati(die)

Thanks mum,thank from the bottom of my heart you din let my go for form6 and let me go college...mum i love you

SMS from Jigoku Shoujo?

Just like student facing SPM,today i go to library with some of my friends.have my time there,i can never imagine myself in the library if it is not for SPM,it's so dam quiet inside that all of my cells feel like tearing apart.(i must admit i read n understand more than studying in my room).There are some pic taken of my friend but let's save it for the next post since i din get the pic yet.

So the main story start,during my study in the library i received a sms with content like this "This sms is sent from Emma Ai the jigoku shoujo(hell girl),you are chosen as the next target of revenge,send this sms to 15 of your friends or else she will appear beside you tonight n kill you!!"

OH MY GOD!!HELP!!!

like hell i'm scared...in case u dun know wat is jigoku shoujo,it's a nice anime series with a storyline based on revenge,ugly side of human n so on.


here's a pic of this nice series.

Actually im quite happy if jigoku shoujo show up in my room beside me."wat?u kidding?hell gurl wor?"No,i'm serious,she's very pretty de k?


see?

The third season of this series just came out n wat do u know?instead of showing up beside ur bed,she is trying something new by showing up at...



Your Bathtub Instead!!!

Sorry i know the two pic up there contain naked girl but believe me,this is 100% not a hentai anime n the storyline is damn nice if you are interested.