Stuck

I got nothing to do lately,really,NOTHING!!!

i have to wait 4 more day to take my driving lesson,i dunno whether i can go NS 1st batch or not,i dunno i need to find work now or not,i dunno still got work or not,i dunno got people want to hire me or not,i dunno this i dunno that,I REALLY DUNNO......HELP!!!why i have to be in NS,without it i will have a more easier life,no need to worry so many things.I'm doing nothing in my room,i never knew 24hours is such a long long time...

so i'm chosen to be a part of so-called FEEL-GOOD DRAFT.

I want a camera!!!

God damn i really need a camera for blogging,it is more fun to blog using picture.To hell with that people who steal my phone,FUCK HIM.his son wont have a butt,and he cannot 'stand' up after 18 years old for sure!!!!!!

YAY!!!SPM OVER!

Like i said,SPM over already!!!YAY,celebrate celebrate!!!

..........bad news,i kena NS 2nd batch.asking my mum to ask the NS department whether i can go 1st batch or not.

my face is now a mixture of these...

Panties

found this picture when surfing the web.

this is not porn.i repeat,this is not porn!

this picture is from a japan school.all the girl is asked to show their panties,in case they dun wear them,say its to make sure them to protect themselves not to get molested.

erm,how should i explain this.when i found this picture,wat i feel is like...saying:'hello,i now going to molest you in case anybody molest you later.MAY I?' and the girl reply me without thinking:'Yes u may,u are so kind hearted.'

wat's in their head?i tell u to show me panties u really show me?dog also need to train before it will obey you.how?why?how come they can take off their panties when they are told to?

National Service(NS)

i'm a normal student,facing spm,3 more days now till spm over.and now i start to worry about my NS.So-called ns is about sending innocence children(not quite) to a camp for training.How to be a good soldier....at least they say so.i know other country need to go for their training for like years,so we malaysia kid who only need to go there for 3 months should not complain,but it still suck wat.So i'm complaining.

First point,our country is not going to have wars wat.OK la,let's say we prepare for it in case war really happen.Deep in our heart,we know that we SUREEEEE win 1,seriously how can we lose,our Ns training let us learn how to use m16(walau eh,DAMN good lo.GUN WOR).ermmm,u really expect us to war with m16?i'm Sure we will 'WIN' in about..err......30second time?

We are picked randomly(ceh,KNNCCB.loteri din't see i so lucky kena),months ago i already accepted the truth that i kena,but now!!!!i still din receive the letter telling me that i have to go 1st batch(dunno spelling right or wrong).Damn i wish i'm in 1st batch,never thought i wish to get in ns so much...cause 2nd batch i have to wait 3months,doing nothing or find a job,then go in like 2 month and come out to go for college.after done with my education i still have to go in again for NS.........FUCK!

Imagine how i will be like to go in NS,i'm tiny and skinny dude

Okay maybe not this skinny.

but i'm tiny and a little more exercise will end up my hand looking like this,

ow it hurts,i dun wan!!!please wish me good luck to be chosen in 1st batch.

...u understand this?

The word mean ''father's love''

...WALAU EH,LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL BWA hahahahahahahaha

i'm not saying anything...

God Damn Fun Today!!!!

As usual,we go study at starbuck.but today we end up taking more funny picture,finally now i can post my own picture instead of using the picture of graduation day.Erm,today we got a contest,trying to find out who look more weird in starbuck,now enjoy:

ERIC,Wat are u staring at???

Pity him,see how pressure from SPM can make people change?fucking education program,u just force a healthy person gone insane!!!

see?fuck SPM!!

MY DEAR UNCLE CAT!!U LOOK THE BEST IN THIS PICTURE!!I FEEL LIKE MY STOMACH SPIN UPSIDE DOWN!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

Oh yeah,this little chat happen between us on the way home.

me and eric talking about basketball,then suddenly,someone say:i never play balls one......BWA HA HA HA HA,me and eric laugh like never before(i know its stupid)SO that guy never play balls even though he was born with two of them!!!!and that certain guy tell me not to post this on the blog,at least dun tell that he is the one who say that.i give u guys a little hint,his nickname start with a C.end with a T,then middle is A!!!Cat see?i never lie to you...........ok i lied.BWAHAHAHAHAHA..........help i can't stop laughing!!!! 

Windowsblind?

This post is about editing what your desktop look like,2 years ago(means when i form 3 or 4) i found this program called windowsblind.Its so cool but u need to pay for it......i'm not giving up,it's just last time i'm too lazy to find a solution for the problem k?Until recently i finally found a installation program which include crack!!!(means i can edit the program file and no nid pay for it).so i edit my desktop display just like i wanted now.

Here's a few picture:

See that little water droplet there?that is my mouse,nice?

and this is how MY my computer look like.

Next is this:

I'm now using google chrome,although there's still a lot of bug,but believe me it is damn fast man.so i use it other than firefox now.

Add math and Moral tomorrow for SPM.

Moral,3 day after trying to memorize all those moral nilai.Finally manage to remember all of them,3 full page of A4 paper which look like essay more than just nilai,me and my friend now can memorize all of them.I know a lot good student momorize all of them before they are born already,but hey i hate reading textbook and anything related to it.I can call it a miracle already by just remember 3 full page of them.9.05pm,record of what i'm doing:doing add math practice which i don't really understand most of them and listening to Passion from Utada Hikaru.

Studying in Starbuck Story.

Library din open for sunday and monday,so our option is to go starbuck located at queensbay,good situation there,at least i think so.Just feel a bit bad not ordering any drinks from them,so we take turn to buy drinks.i'm just posting random picture when in study.

Cat see this???i get this little cup here free for testing when u out for toilet.Never thought le?the waiter there seems don't want to give us free testing for new flavour(because most of us din order anything and sit there whole day)Envious le?

Now is the Special Show from our white ant Aaron the Coolkidz:MAD ANT!!!or hungry ant.

Our lovely white ant here is sick of the same taste of wood and bitting of wood,so he try something new by putting cream on the table and suck it using a straw,see how hungry and enjoy he is?at last his wood now taste better.I feel happy for you.

Finish with this week exam finally!

At last,when in my english paper i say that time flow fast and cruelly,this apply the same for exams.finally over with sejarah,math,english and malay,how horrible experience.sejarah is as hard as before,except that this time i manage to write and crap about things related with the question,thanks to the practise of doing objective question,and also with the advice of jaysen telling me to read about mesir purba(egypt) and how lucky i still remember the story of 10000BC.Honestly,he's really like the Tuhan Matahari(god of sun) to me.

Here's a picture of him:

is it too small?i'm sorry.

Anyway,back to the story of exam.compared with our school exams paper,SPM is like nothing,but i really stupid cause i don't even know how to do it.Spm paper these day always like to ask about things not related to the subjek,and also stupid question made for stupid people.Question=wat is your dream?why is it important?,appeared in english paper and as long as your answer is not negative like comitting suicide then u get full marks!............so wat is your dream?Next is essay,there's a question asking you to write about your future perfect wife or husband.i din choose that topic to write but i will now write it here in short.

My wife:

1.must got hot body,sexy

2.always look like 18

3.rich enough so we no need to do anything

4.cute,adorable

5.obey to me

6.can take care of me

7.and so on so on.....

i will need a face like god in order to have a wife like that,so too bad i dun look like a god.

Never been more stressful in my life!!!

Stress i hate you!!!Go away!!!

Tomorrow,at last the first day of exam,11.33pm in the night,i never thought it will be so stressful that i cannot sleep.Walau,God if u there,i tell u,U SUCK cause u created exam!!!wanna try switch place with me?

u know a lot people read while they making their 'cake'?i'm one of them,yeah i admit it,so wat?u most probably got also wat.i always like to read book while settle 'thing'.Thanks to SPM,now i have to read those book i hate so much(textbook or any related books) while enjoying the 'cake' baking process,so my 'cake' might come out with word on it,writing:OMG!SPM!

SPM tomorrow!!!

First day-Bm followed by sejarah paper1.

Among 3 language subjek,my bm is the worse,all because bm suck,i hate it,dunno why got people create it by stealing other word,can't they just create a new one??are they that stupid?Then is Sejarah,i never find any fun in the history of malaysia,just a few reason to hate it:

1.those malay never know how to name their kid,example:

-abdullah badawi then bla bla bla

-haji muhammad bin bla bla bla

-then they use the same name again with adding a I,II or III behind,and they dun have any connection to start with...

2.their history repeat the same thing,must got some other country to come and control them or watever it is,they blame they lose war cause Big buli Small with better technology(make ur technology better la),they blame lose power cause they trick them to sign stupid contract(u the one stupid enough to sign it),n wat do u know,a people with problem controling his emotion which end up killing the penjajah is a HERO!!WOW!!

Pictures of study group member at last.

Member number 1:Cat(my relative.He's my uncle although we are same age,i know him even before i know how to walk,walau),Milk freak(cat if u reading this please dun be angry)

Next is the popular guy Kcyang!!Not much i can say but he will be the first and last people who tagged me(Kcyang u should feel proud!just kidding,don't take it seriously.) 

Eric!!Always a nice person but dun make him feel angry,see his arm with fit muscle?i'm like a sheet of paper in front of him while playing basketball.

Kyon.What should i say about him...hmm,just imagine will do.Oh yeah,see how special he is?cause he's the only 1 with better quality picture taken)

and last is me.feel weird staying in library for these few day,cause 5 finger is more than enough to count the days i ever go in library in 5 years time.

Tagged!!??

Tagged again??no way,sorry but i'm not going to do this.i dun create blog for tagging,i dun mean to offence u kcyang.EmoClown is it you or whoever it is,he/she must be so boring enough to make these stupid thing to fill in he/her post.its not fun k?Blogging suppose to be writing wat i wan dude,not answering wat u wan.

I'm tagged..

like i said,i'm tagged by this nice person Kcyang,i never understand wat it means by tag,it seems like i nid to answer a few question about myself,so i write it anyway.

1. What is it that bothers you the most?
What to do after SPM(i mean things about college)
2. What is your most favourite thing to do?
Read(not textbooks),sleep,blogging n plurk.
3. What is the motto of your life??
dun work so hard...
4. What will you do when you're feeling angry/disappointed with someone?
dun think about that ppl n be happy again.
5. What is the most important thing to you?
Myself,cause i cannot enjoy anything else if i'm not me.
6. Do you believe you can survive without money?
NOP!
7. Are you afraid of pain ?
ya,of course.
8. What do you feel like doing right now?

imagine SPM is over.....how lovely it will be.

9. If there’s someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?

no gua,call me chicken brand lo,lol
10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
he is funny(i think so),friendly,n popular(see how much response in his plurk?)
11.What is your 5 most passionate thing at this moment?
blogging,plurk,songs,comic,sleep.
12. Do you think friendship important than loveship?
dunno,never experience loveship before.
13. If you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?
erm...i choose beef.
14. If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick?
rich,my point of view is rich=happy.the one say it's not is lying to his self,wake up dude.
15. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
i will change the habit of not changing my bad habbit.
16. How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
just 2 answer,loser(poor) or winner(rich)
17. What is the one thing you love about yourself?
myself lo
18. what is your biggest fear?
fail all my SPM
19.Why the hell u writing this post?
just because my friend ask to lo.

So there's this rule for those who tagged by me:
Instructions:Remove 1 question from below and add in a personal question, make it a total of 19 questions. Then tag 8 people in your list, list them out at the end of this post. Notify them in their chat box that he/she has been tagged.

Now the biggest problem is,i dun have enough friend to tag them,so can i just tag those i know?my blog just started man,where the hell i can find 8 ppl to tag with...

i'm tagging:
Kitty say
Coolkidz
Finalfury
Ruenfei(dunno he will reply or not)

not emoclown cause he already done this.whoever started this must be too boring,but i admit its a way to kill time.

4 more days to SPM,,,

4 days to go now...

Actually i dun feel that stressful for all other exam,not even my undang theory test or my PMR,i'm still playing game during PMR.But now it's different,SPM u know,dun siao siao...
According to my friend Eric Tan:
S=Sedia(ready)
P=Pergi(go)
M=Mati(die)

Wow,i never knew,so our beloved malaysia so-called education program main target is to let us understand that ppl will die someday n be prepared for it.Prepare wat?coffin?Thank god i'm not going to read form6.According to my dear friend eric again STPM stands for:
S=Sudah(already)
T=Tentu(confirm)
P=Pergi(go)
M=Mati(die)

Thanks mum,thank from the bottom of my heart you din let my go for form6 and let me go college...mum i love you

SMS from Jigoku Shoujo?

Just like student facing SPM,today i go to library with some of my friends.have my time there,i can never imagine myself in the library if it is not for SPM,it's so dam quiet inside that all of my cells feel like tearing apart.(i must admit i read n understand more than studying in my room).There are some pic taken of my friend but let's save it for the next post since i din get the pic yet.

So the main story start,during my study in the library i received a sms with content like this "This sms is sent from Emma Ai the jigoku shoujo(hell girl),you are chosen as the next target of revenge,send this sms to 15 of your friends or else she will appear beside you tonight n kill you!!"

OH MY GOD!!HELP!!!

like hell i'm scared...in case u dun know wat is jigoku shoujo,it's a nice anime series with a storyline based on revenge,ugly side of human n so on.


here's a pic of this nice series.

Actually im quite happy if jigoku shoujo show up in my room beside me."wat?u kidding?hell gurl wor?"No,i'm serious,she's very pretty de k?


see?

The third season of this series just came out n wat do u know?instead of showing up beside ur bed,she is trying something new by showing up at...



Your Bathtub Instead!!!

Sorry i know the two pic up there contain naked girl but believe me,this is 100% not a hentai anime n the storyline is damn nice if you are interested.

Game of Heineken?

As reader of kennsia.com,i found this game of Heineken.ya i know im not over 18 years old,cannot touch alcohol ma right?but tat's bullshit la,it's like asking teenager not to watch 18+rated video.Any example of ppl who success?

First game:u drive to deliver Heineken by clicking the direction u wan to go,i played the trial version,not hard to complete,but if u wan to complete the game faster,the problem comes.I complete it around 80+second.


What The??!!
how the hell?the team at rank 1 complete the first game in 27 second,just quarter of my time??

There are 3 games in total but i dun have a team to start with,need two friend to join my team.Wanna try the game?visit http://www.greattogether.heineken.com.my/.the reward price seems attractive.....

any chance u know how to complete the game faster please tell me.

Nuffnang!!!

Started on nuffnang today,seems pointless to me since nobody read my blog yet but whatever,at least i tried.2nd day of my blogging,facing problem to have a chatbox,showing plurk on my blog,but solved somehow.

5 years of day dreaming...

Graduated!!!

at last i graduate from my school,all those year studying(not really),more like day dreaming n talking crap with all my friends.5 YEARS DUDE,5YEARS,just thinking back all those live in school that start with 'Hello!!good morning handsome one,y so handsome today??',then reply'aiya,handsome one Suan siao me say i hansome arr,damn suan siao lo!!'.Full 5 years of crap talking non-stop.

With my attitude of studying,i always tot that i cannot graduate from Chung Ling.But i'm now damn happy after i know all these year are not wasted.


one of my pic taken that day with my friend.

See??tats me second smallest one in the pic,handsome or ugly?all these year enduring the "walau eh my friend so tall" feeling,start to pity myself who get used to it.

I'm not a really friendly ppl to everyone,to those who curse me before,please dun tell me,i dun wan to know.Thank you.

The dark future in front of me........

Happy Birthday to my blog!!!

blogging seems fun to me,i started by reading one of my friend's blog,quite intersting but not enough to let me make my own.Then one day my friend tell my to read kennysia.com.Wahliew,his blog is so funny that i almost read all of his blog.so today i try to make my own in order to laugh at myself years later.